OMBD, Michael Jackson and Boobies

Okay, so your probably looking at the title thinking, OMBD? What the fudgicles does that mean, and then looking at the next part and thinking eww, while secretly laughing because the word sounds funny.
Yeah, well anybody, I shall say sorry, again and again, because I haven't updated in like a week or two, because I had homework and my beautiful Mac was in repair. I had to work on my parents computer D:
Anyways back to the title and it's weirdness.

Okay, so today, I was at my school, being normal in Religion, hearing our teacher talk about Ovum. Yes Ovum, our teachers at my sad excuse for a school think when learning about 'The creation of life' as my teacher calls it, is in Religion or RE. That is because God created us and because he created us, we are going through these changes. Weird and odd I know but, oh well.
But I was jumping around with my friend. Because we are cool that way... but then my teacher who I shall call Mrs. M, walked in, and she said to us to sit down, so we did that and then we started the scarring lesson. So we talked a bit about how RE relates to our 'changes' and then she started going through the parts in the females reproductive organ. Scarring I know. But when we were finished talking about PMSing Mrs. H walked in, being small and all, and said to us and since she's the Team Leader for year 7, my year, and since she's cool, she randomly pops into our class to see how we are going, but she asked us what are we learning about and then Mrs. M was telling her about our epic lesson and then she asks our class what we are learning about.
Now two girls in my class Casey and Tiana are really funny and good at making awkward silences and breaking them, so they said to the teacher, 'We get boobies' and then Mrs. H said to us back, 'Really, I get boobies? Yaaay!' and then she asked us about the other stuff, I said getting taller and Mrs. H, the small thing she is (she's still taller than me, *sigh*) said 'So I get taller? ARe you serious, thats amazing! Yess!' and then some stuff about pubic hair, I know, mental shudders right their. But our class was in literately tears. It was hilarious. And then she left, and we still laughed, 7.3 is epic.
We have the Boobies part down, time for the Michael Jackson part :D
Now at assembly, beeefore our sexy RE lesson all the new leaders at our school (the year 12's left so we had a voting session and the ones that won performed) performed a type of show thingy about 5 minutes long with their faction or group. Okay, so whats happening is the 2 head girls have come up dressed as Kath and Kim and they were Kath and Kim for their performance. Now what has happened is that they are reading a magazine and when they would mention something a faction or a group would have a show similar to that topic. It was pretty awesome, because what had happened is Shine, the Gold team, did a Michael Jackson bit when their doing the moves and the moon walk. It. Was. Epic. Even though I'm in purple.
Michael Jackson bit cleared up.
Now for the OMBD.
I am a MASSSSSIIIIIVVE Twilight fan, have been for 3 years, and Breaking Dawn is coming out on next Friday. I am so F***ing excited! Screaming right now, and now Jessica is yelling at me. Jessica is my sister. Okay, back to Twilight and all of it's glory. OMBD means Oh My Breaking Dawn, I use the term ofter tehe.
But anyway, I am basiclly bouncing up and down, its hard to type. Rechecking work right now :)

Well I cleared all of that mess up and now I have to start working on palm cards for my oral presentation on Greece. Fun. Yay. Yipee. Sarcasm.

Ta-ta
Paige

The wonderful and and annoying creation of Facebook.com

Facebook. The key word in this post. I am truthfully admitting that I am addicted the Facebook.com and I'm sure a lot of you kids out their are too. I love Facebook to death, I can't get enough of it, I die if I can't check it reguarly. But I also think it's where stuck up girls and boy go to get attention, and on of those stuck up girls are me. I mean I understand if your sad if your boyfriend broke up with your or if your cat died, but do you really need too post it on Facebook so people can pretend to care, only wanting gossip and information, no, but a lot of people, including me still do it. I even, as the sentance a couple of lines a boive us says, you do not write about how your cat died on Facebook. I did, yes, I was emotional, and I wanted some comfort, and I was stuck up, but i think I shouldn't have done that, because it just made me sound like a bitch.

Another this that I hate is that when people actually pay attention to the attention seekers by going, 'Whats up bubba, inbox babe' and then the attention seeker goes 'It's alright baby, I'm fine.' Their are 2 terrible thing going on with that conversation.
First thing: The names, okay in most status I see, a girl can seem to call a girl two different things in one sentance. I call a baby baby or bubba, not my 13 year old friend. I call my friends beautiful, not bubba, who calls anybody but a baby or a dog bubba!? Certainly not me! It's really stupid. I mean, I see 9 year olds acting like 15 year olds by going, 'Hey babe, hows it going bitch, you come over hun and bring your make up bag babe! Love you Baby doll xx'
That was a stupid thing to say you should have said something like this for a 9 year old.
'Heeey, how are you, mummy said you could come over, bring your dolls, see you at 5.'
That was better, but it still baffles me that a 9 year old has Facebook. I have been scarred heeeaps of times because of Facebook. Once I stared at a screen for 20 minutes, after a mental image scarring had occured, my friend didn't notice until my chat kept going *bleep, bleep, bleeeeeeeep!* when I didn't click on it. She had to hit me. It hurt, I had a bruise for a week and when people asked me how I had that bruise I said Facebook did it.
But getting back to my other thing
Second thing: Why would you put a status out their saying how sad a depressed you are and when people take interest go, 'Don't worry.' I mean that is stupid. Really stupid. I never do that, when i actually do the sad and depression statuses I go inbox, or I'll tell you at school tomorrow or go to the people that just want to get the gossip and haven't seen my in about 2 months to go away because I'm not telling them. Another thing that is in this topic as well is the fact that people tell one of their best friends the story, and then other asks and they say go away, I mean, that is a bit mean, I have been in that position of regection before and it hurts. It makes yout hink, did I do this, then realise you didn't do this because the boy from down the street regected, so she is hating on you for no reason. Depression I say, depression.
Another topic that I go mad about is nicknames, no not the babe or hun ones, I've already covered that, I mean the stupid meaningless nicknames that I shall give you some examples about now.
Example 1) My sisters name is Jessica (her real name, shockers) and her actual nick name is Jessie, but for some reason she demands to be called JeZZie. What the Fnick? I mean Jezzie, are you kidding me? You 10 hunny, not 21. She even made that her Facebook name. So I deleted her. Hehehee >:D
Example 2) My sisters friends name is Chamara (The Ch is a sh sound) and everybody calls her Chamzy, I mean I'm cool with that, I'm down with it. But then she decided, screw the m in my name and took it out so after changing her name from Chamara, to Chamzy, she the changed it to Chazy on Facebook. And I went ape sh!t. I know, why should I care, it's just a stupid name, kids being stupid. Well I care. It's stupid. After she went through that terrible 'Chazy' stage where my sister decided to elect herself as 'nick name commander' and told me off every time I didn't call her 'Chazy', since shes 2 inches smaller than me I smiled at her after kicking her in the shin. She told mum, and we got into a fight. End of that.
Example 3) Jessica's other annoying friend in her trio of annoying-and-stuck-upness is named Krystal, she doesn't have such an odd nick name, no Kriss Kriss, no Krizzie, just Krystal or Krisse, and I'm fine with that but then she decided to be 'qanqsta' as the put it with their stupid replacements of g's with q's. She changed her name of Kyrstal Haighyy Babeii. How stupid is that. I mean but add 'Babeii' and 'ii/yy's' to the end of everything, yeah I make my vowels longer when I hypo or dragging out a word for added epicness, but I haven't changed my name to Paigeizziii Babyy have I? No, so stop doing this.
I wonder if it's only the annoying 10 year old who does it? Because I didn't do it when i was 10, so it must be the 2011 10 year olds. Because that makes sence....
And the last and final thing I shall rant about is q's. Why q's? Because q's are not g's, g's are g's g's make a guuh sound while q's make a qu sound. Understood? Ok? THEN WHY ARE YOU WRITING A Q AS A G!?
It's stupid I know but I hate it and it gets on my nerves sooo much, but since I'm sick and tired and I still need to do homework at 9:30 at night, I shall not go on, and go to sleep.

Also guysm I'm sorry I haven't updated in a while, my Mac is in repairs and I'm using my mums which she doesn't seem to like. I have been swamped with science and cooking homework, thats right, us sexy *insert school name* have cooking homwork, be jealous.
And also my butt is numb and I better move it around :D

Ta-Ta
Paige

Friends and not feeling good enough about yourself

Hi all, me again. I uhm, have something really important to talk about about and its a big thing in my life. I have really fit in, and I'm sure a lot of you have the same problem. Being accepted into something, when all they want is another one of them. It's not possible. Unless they duplicate your brain and clone you body, and then merge them both together. A bit confusing, but oh well.
The main thing I need to get off my chest is that I have never really, been in the 'in' group, even in my own group, I'm kind of an outsider. I've never really felt accepted even though they say I'm a big part of their group. The last group I was in, I was an outsider, even though the other girls said I was a major bit of it. That didn't last long, and the one before I was never really in, I was just 'friends' with one of the girls who ended up hating me, but then after 5 months of fighting we became friends again. Over glue, I mean who becomes friends over glue? Thats right, me and Chloe.
But anyway, I never been the one to brag about myself, I personally think I look ugly and would do anything to look pretty. I also think 'I'm not good enough'. Why the '..' marks well, their is two types of girl out there. The ones that finds flaws in them selves that others don't see because, come on, what girl doesn't want to look beautiful?
And then theirs the girls that think that they are all that and are the most beautifulest and coolest girl out. The girls that expect everyone to ask them out to the prom or just to be their boyfriend, and they think that they'll get everything because they're 'all that'. But really they're just bitches.
I'm the first one. I don't expect to get everything, even though I do want it, I'm not going to hide how greedy and unselfish I am. I don't think I'm 'all that' and I don't think everyone should kneel at my feet because I look nice and am cocky.
Okay, enough about me and my problems, this is not a diary or a Facebook status, this is a blog, my random rants that go on and on and on. This is about how you can conquer the asses of your friends, and find true friends, like I have found with mine, even though they're not best friends yet.
I just wanna give out a bit of advice, to all of those people who is like me, look at the mirror, once is a while, put on a pretty dress or in my case, my Justin Bieber jacket, converse and leggings and stare at your reflection. Your beautiful, no matter who tells you your not.
And for the people that are stuck up? Stop being stuck up and enjoy life, get dirty and have fun, instead of spending hours doing your hair and make-up and editing you Facebook pictures.
If any feel the same way, comment, we can talk.

Sorry my incessive selfishness and ranting skills, I call it a talent ;)

Ta-ta
Paige

12 and 13 year old girls have relationships. Anything wrong their?

Okay, I truthfully hate people that are my age; 12, and are in a 'relationship'. I mean what are you going to do, complain about homework and school? I think it's stupid because its not like you hold hands, or go out on dates, you just talk on Facebook or text each other, when in class or in my case, at the bus stop, say hi and smile or when you see each other at the shops its not like your going to be alone. You'll be with your parents! How romantic is that.
I mean I don't have a 'boy friend' because all they are is friends, who is a guy. I mean for kids my age, even hugging is a big deal, let alone kissing. You should 'go-out' when your old enough to have a job and are allowed to go out to the movies, with out having to use your parents money.
I have a big issue with this because theirs a girl in the class who I shall call Kate, because she might read this. Okay 'Kate' has a boyfriend and when ever something, anything is brought up that relates to her 'boy friend' every one yells out Kate and her boy friends name. I find it stupid and un-needed. I would much rather do English than listen to their stupid jokes about their 'relationship'. Their isn't much of one because when I'm at the bus stop at my school, the boy friend who I am naming 'John' is with his group of friends while Kate's with hers. And when ever John's friends' make him go over to Kate, they look at each other awkwardly, say hi and then one of them walks off. Kate goes to her friends and starts to giggle like a 2 year old playing peek-a-boo and all her friends are like aww, shoo cute. Its not cute, its stupid and odd, and un-needed.
But then we get to the facts of 9 and 10 year olds having 'relationships'. My sister is in a relationship with a boy I'm calling Steve and I shall call my sister Jane (I make up a lot of 'names' for people because all my friends who read this know these people). She says she 'loves' him, when she doesn't even like him. First thing I shall tell you about my sister, she's b!tch. She loves to be the centre of attention and popular and if she has a chance to be Queen Bee, but she has to dis her friends, she'll do it. But anyway, everybody said go out with Steve, go out with Steeeeeve! And she said yes because if she did, she would become even more popular. And what she does is every 2 weeks she breaks up with him, so she becomes more popular and cool and then after a week, she gets back together with him, and she is loved by all. Its a fortnightly thing and its kinda sappy. Because on Facebook, she's 'married' to him. I mean I'm 'married' to one of my friends, Annelise (yes thats her real name) because thats the way we role, and no we are not lesbian, I like boys and as far as I know, so does she.
But anyway, since my sister is 10 she thinks that all her Facebook siblings thats she accepts are her real siblings and parents and aunts and uncles and all that crap. So at school, her best friend who is younger than her is her mum, her best friend who is older than her is her daughter and her 'boyfriend' is her husband. They have 5 kids and 4 mums and 2 dads. It fails. But her 'daughter' and 'son' are 'going out' (a lot of apostrophes their (: ) so I find that a bit incest. But yeah.
As you may have guessed, I rant a lot so just, beware and don't get scared, I'm weird, so what?
Well overall relationships from the age 7-13 are just awkward, weird and un-needed.

Ta-ta
Paige

First Blog, Good or Just Plain Crap?

Okay, I'm not going to go on about how popular and pretty I am. I'm not going to go on about how rich I am and how much I love life. Because truthfully, I'm not popular, I'm defiantly not pretty, from what I know I'm not rich and I hate life.

I'm 12 years old and I'm in Middle School. My name Paige, like the piece of paper. I hate homework and I love my Mac and wifi. I would die with out my friends and Facebook, and writing and reading is my passion. I'm weird, a bit of an outcast, but do I look like I care, actually don't answer that because you can't see me. I love my life sometimes when I don't get assessments and homework and occasionally my family.

Normal people hate Mondays, I hate Wednesdays. Normal people hate reading, I say screw them. 

I've never been 'normal'. I'm odd, and weird and quirky, but my friends are even weirder than me, so who gives a damn and I occasionally steal my friends sour cream & onion Pringles c; 

I go to an all girls school, which sucks, because of the fact their are no boys. We have to wear dresses and we get detention if their above our knees. It sucks eggs. We have to wear boaters, don't know what they are, search them up and then feel sorry for me. But thats just the summer uniform, in winter, I wear a tartan skirt. I mean we're 12, not 82. Tights, a blouse, a tie! and black lace up shoes -_- Yeah, school sucks. 

I get heaps of homework, and my sister is the most annoying creature alive, except for the kids that live down the road. I don't have a best friend, because a best friend to me is not just someone you hang out with, it's someone that sticks up for you, stays by your side and never leaves it. 

I catch a bus to school and play games on my Mac during maths. I can't draw even though people say I can and I hate people that lie to you and hack your Facebook account to ruin your relationship with your good friend who lives in Rockingham when you trusted them with your password. Also the girl that sits a couple of seats across from me, who keeps on 'mothering' me when she's like 5cm smaller than me.

My life is messed up and crazy, and unorganised, but I like it that way. I love the Twilight Saga and in my sad little mind, I'm married to Edward Cullen and Justin Bieber<3

I only created this blog so I could get in the habit of writing each week, so read, laugh, and cry at my sad excuse for a life, but don't judge because, my life is mine and is no one else's, I'm not a Facebook status to be liked.

Ta-ta

Paige