OMBD, Michael Jackson and Boobies

Okay, so your probably looking at the title thinking, OMBD? What the fudgicles does that mean, and then looking at the next part and thinking eww, while secretly laughing because the word sounds funny.
Yeah, well anybody, I shall say sorry, again and again, because I haven't updated in like a week or two, because I had homework and my beautiful Mac was in repair. I had to work on my parents computer D:
Anyways back to the title and it's weirdness.

Okay, so today, I was at my school, being normal in Religion, hearing our teacher talk about Ovum. Yes Ovum, our teachers at my sad excuse for a school think when learning about 'The creation of life' as my teacher calls it, is in Religion or RE. That is because God created us and because he created us, we are going through these changes. Weird and odd I know but, oh well.
But I was jumping around with my friend. Because we are cool that way... but then my teacher who I shall call Mrs. M, walked in, and she said to us to sit down, so we did that and then we started the scarring lesson. So we talked a bit about how RE relates to our 'changes' and then she started going through the parts in the females reproductive organ. Scarring I know. But when we were finished talking about PMSing Mrs. H walked in, being small and all, and said to us and since she's the Team Leader for year 7, my year, and since she's cool, she randomly pops into our class to see how we are going, but she asked us what are we learning about and then Mrs. M was telling her about our epic lesson and then she asks our class what we are learning about.
Now two girls in my class Casey and Tiana are really funny and good at making awkward silences and breaking them, so they said to the teacher, 'We get boobies' and then Mrs. H said to us back, 'Really, I get boobies? Yaaay!' and then she asked us about the other stuff, I said getting taller and Mrs. H, the small thing she is (she's still taller than me, *sigh*) said 'So I get taller? ARe you serious, thats amazing! Yess!' and then some stuff about pubic hair, I know, mental shudders right their. But our class was in literately tears. It was hilarious. And then she left, and we still laughed, 7.3 is epic.
We have the Boobies part down, time for the Michael Jackson part :D
Now at assembly, beeefore our sexy RE lesson all the new leaders at our school (the year 12's left so we had a voting session and the ones that won performed) performed a type of show thingy about 5 minutes long with their faction or group. Okay, so whats happening is the 2 head girls have come up dressed as Kath and Kim and they were Kath and Kim for their performance. Now what has happened is that they are reading a magazine and when they would mention something a faction or a group would have a show similar to that topic. It was pretty awesome, because what had happened is Shine, the Gold team, did a Michael Jackson bit when their doing the moves and the moon walk. It. Was. Epic. Even though I'm in purple.
Michael Jackson bit cleared up.
Now for the OMBD.
I am a MASSSSSIIIIIVVE Twilight fan, have been for 3 years, and Breaking Dawn is coming out on next Friday. I am so F***ing excited! Screaming right now, and now Jessica is yelling at me. Jessica is my sister. Okay, back to Twilight and all of it's glory. OMBD means Oh My Breaking Dawn, I use the term ofter tehe.
But anyway, I am basiclly bouncing up and down, its hard to type. Rechecking work right now :)

Well I cleared all of that mess up and now I have to start working on palm cards for my oral presentation on Greece. Fun. Yay. Yipee. Sarcasm.

Ta-ta
Paige

The wonderful and and annoying creation of Facebook.com

Facebook. The key word in this post. I am truthfully admitting that I am addicted the Facebook.com and I'm sure a lot of you kids out their are too. I love Facebook to death, I can't get enough of it, I die if I can't check it reguarly. But I also think it's where stuck up girls and boy go to get attention, and on of those stuck up girls are me. I mean I understand if your sad if your boyfriend broke up with your or if your cat died, but do you really need too post it on Facebook so people can pretend to care, only wanting gossip and information, no, but a lot of people, including me still do it. I even, as the sentance a couple of lines a boive us says, you do not write about how your cat died on Facebook. I did, yes, I was emotional, and I wanted some comfort, and I was stuck up, but i think I shouldn't have done that, because it just made me sound like a bitch.

Another this that I hate is that when people actually pay attention to the attention seekers by going, 'Whats up bubba, inbox babe' and then the attention seeker goes 'It's alright baby, I'm fine.' Their are 2 terrible thing going on with that conversation.
First thing: The names, okay in most status I see, a girl can seem to call a girl two different things in one sentance. I call a baby baby or bubba, not my 13 year old friend. I call my friends beautiful, not bubba, who calls anybody but a baby or a dog bubba!? Certainly not me! It's really stupid. I mean, I see 9 year olds acting like 15 year olds by going, 'Hey babe, hows it going bitch, you come over hun and bring your make up bag babe! Love you Baby doll xx'
That was a stupid thing to say you should have said something like this for a 9 year old.
'Heeey, how are you, mummy said you could come over, bring your dolls, see you at 5.'
That was better, but it still baffles me that a 9 year old has Facebook. I have been scarred heeeaps of times because of Facebook. Once I stared at a screen for 20 minutes, after a mental image scarring had occured, my friend didn't notice until my chat kept going *bleep, bleep, bleeeeeeeep!* when I didn't click on it. She had to hit me. It hurt, I had a bruise for a week and when people asked me how I had that bruise I said Facebook did it.
But getting back to my other thing
Second thing: Why would you put a status out their saying how sad a depressed you are and when people take interest go, 'Don't worry.' I mean that is stupid. Really stupid. I never do that, when i actually do the sad and depression statuses I go inbox, or I'll tell you at school tomorrow or go to the people that just want to get the gossip and haven't seen my in about 2 months to go away because I'm not telling them. Another thing that is in this topic as well is the fact that people tell one of their best friends the story, and then other asks and they say go away, I mean, that is a bit mean, I have been in that position of regection before and it hurts. It makes yout hink, did I do this, then realise you didn't do this because the boy from down the street regected, so she is hating on you for no reason. Depression I say, depression.
Another topic that I go mad about is nicknames, no not the babe or hun ones, I've already covered that, I mean the stupid meaningless nicknames that I shall give you some examples about now.
Example 1) My sisters name is Jessica (her real name, shockers) and her actual nick name is Jessie, but for some reason she demands to be called JeZZie. What the Fnick? I mean Jezzie, are you kidding me? You 10 hunny, not 21. She even made that her Facebook name. So I deleted her. Hehehee >:D
Example 2) My sisters friends name is Chamara (The Ch is a sh sound) and everybody calls her Chamzy, I mean I'm cool with that, I'm down with it. But then she decided, screw the m in my name and took it out so after changing her name from Chamara, to Chamzy, she the changed it to Chazy on Facebook. And I went ape sh!t. I know, why should I care, it's just a stupid name, kids being stupid. Well I care. It's stupid. After she went through that terrible 'Chazy' stage where my sister decided to elect herself as 'nick name commander' and told me off every time I didn't call her 'Chazy', since shes 2 inches smaller than me I smiled at her after kicking her in the shin. She told mum, and we got into a fight. End of that.
Example 3) Jessica's other annoying friend in her trio of annoying-and-stuck-upness is named Krystal, she doesn't have such an odd nick name, no Kriss Kriss, no Krizzie, just Krystal or Krisse, and I'm fine with that but then she decided to be 'qanqsta' as the put it with their stupid replacements of g's with q's. She changed her name of Kyrstal Haighyy Babeii. How stupid is that. I mean but add 'Babeii' and 'ii/yy's' to the end of everything, yeah I make my vowels longer when I hypo or dragging out a word for added epicness, but I haven't changed my name to Paigeizziii Babyy have I? No, so stop doing this.
I wonder if it's only the annoying 10 year old who does it? Because I didn't do it when i was 10, so it must be the 2011 10 year olds. Because that makes sence....
And the last and final thing I shall rant about is q's. Why q's? Because q's are not g's, g's are g's g's make a guuh sound while q's make a qu sound. Understood? Ok? THEN WHY ARE YOU WRITING A Q AS A G!?
It's stupid I know but I hate it and it gets on my nerves sooo much, but since I'm sick and tired and I still need to do homework at 9:30 at night, I shall not go on, and go to sleep.

Also guysm I'm sorry I haven't updated in a while, my Mac is in repairs and I'm using my mums which she doesn't seem to like. I have been swamped with science and cooking homework, thats right, us sexy *insert school name* have cooking homwork, be jealous.
And also my butt is numb and I better move it around :D

Ta-Ta
Paige