Wednesday 2 November 2011

The wonderful and and annoying creation of Facebook.com

Facebook. The key word in this post. I am truthfully admitting that I am addicted the Facebook.com and I'm sure a lot of you kids out their are too. I love Facebook to death, I can't get enough of it, I die if I can't check it reguarly. But I also think it's where stuck up girls and boy go to get attention, and on of those stuck up girls are me. I mean I understand if your sad if your boyfriend broke up with your or if your cat died, but do you really need too post it on Facebook so people can pretend to care, only wanting gossip and information, no, but a lot of people, including me still do it. I even, as the sentance a couple of lines a boive us says, you do not write about how your cat died on Facebook. I did, yes, I was emotional, and I wanted some comfort, and I was stuck up, but i think I shouldn't have done that, because it just made me sound like a bitch.
Another this that I hate is that when people actually pay attention to the attention seekers by going, 'Whats up bubba, inbox babe' and then the attention seeker goes 'It's alright baby, I'm fine.' Their are 2 terrible thing going on with that conversation.
First thing: The names, okay in most status I see, a girl can seem to call a girl two different things in one sentance. I call a baby baby or bubba, not my 13 year old friend. I call my friends beautiful, not bubba, who calls anybody but a baby or a dog bubba!? Certainly not me! It's really stupid. I mean, I see 9 year olds acting like 15 year olds by going, 'Hey babe, hows it going bitch, you come over hun and bring your make up bag babe! Love you Baby doll xx'
That was a stupid thing to say you should have said something like this for a 9 year old.
'Heeey, how are you, mummy said you could come over, bring your dolls, see you at 5.'
That was better, but it still baffles me that a 9 year old has Facebook. I have been scarred heeeaps of times because of Facebook. Once I stared at a screen for 20 minutes, after a mental image scarring had occured, my friend didn't notice until my chat kept going *bleep, bleep, bleeeeeeeep!* when I didn't click on it. She had to hit me. It hurt, I had a bruise for a week and when people asked me how I had that bruise I said Facebook did it.
But getting back to my other thing
Second thing: Why would you put a status out their saying how sad a depressed you are and when people take interest go, 'Don't worry.' I mean that is stupid. Really stupid. I never do that, when i actually do the sad and depression statuses I go inbox, or I'll tell you at school tomorrow or go to the people that just want to get the gossip and haven't seen my in about 2 months to go away because I'm not telling them. Another thing that is in this topic as well is the fact that people tell one of their best friends the story, and then other asks and they say go away, I mean, that is a bit mean, I have been in that position of regection before and it hurts. It makes yout hink, did I do this, then realise you didn't do this because the boy from down the street regected, so she is hating on you for no reason. Depression I say, depression.
Another topic that I go mad about is nicknames, no not the babe or hun ones, I've already covered that, I mean the stupid meaningless nicknames that I shall give you some examples about now.
Example 1) My sisters name is Jessica (her real name, shockers) and her actual nick name is Jessie, but for some reason she demands to be called JeZZie. What the Fnick? I mean Jezzie, are you kidding me? You 10 hunny, not 21. She even made that her Facebook name. So I deleted her. Hehehee >:D
Example 2) My sisters friends name is Chamara (The Ch is a sh sound) and everybody calls her Chamzy, I mean I'm cool with that, I'm down with it. But then she decided, screw the m in my name and took it out so after changing her name from Chamara, to Chamzy, she the changed it to Chazy on Facebook. And I went ape sh!t. I know, why should I care, it's just a stupid name, kids being stupid. Well I care. It's stupid. After she went through that terrible 'Chazy' stage where my sister decided to elect herself as 'nick name commander' and told me off every time I didn't call her 'Chazy', since shes 2 inches smaller than me I smiled at her after kicking her in the shin. She told mum, and we got into a fight. End of that.
Example 3) Jessica's other annoying friend in her trio of annoying-and-stuck-upness is named Krystal, she doesn't have such an odd nick name, no Kriss Kriss, no Krizzie, just Krystal or Krisse, and I'm fine with that but then she decided to be 'qanqsta' as the put it with their stupid replacements of g's with q's. She changed her name of Kyrstal Haighyy Babeii. How stupid is that. I mean but add 'Babeii' and 'ii/yy's' to the end of everything, yeah I make my vowels longer when I hypo or dragging out a word for added epicness, but I haven't changed my name to Paigeizziii Babyy have I? No, so stop doing this.
I wonder if it's only the annoying 10 year old who does it? Because I didn't do it when i was 10, so it must be the 2011 10 year olds. Because that makes sence....
And the last and final thing I shall rant about is q's. Why q's? Because q's are not g's, g's are g's g's make a guuh sound while q's make a qu sound. Understood? Ok? THEN WHY ARE YOU WRITING A Q AS A G!?
It's stupid I know but I hate it and it gets on my nerves sooo much, but since I'm sick and tired and I still need to do homework at 9:30 at night, I shall not go on, and go to sleep.

Also guysm I'm sorry I haven't updated in a while, my Mac is in repairs and I'm using my mums which she doesn't seem to like. I have been swamped with science and cooking homework, thats right, us sexy *insert school name* have cooking homwork, be jealous.
And also my butt is numb and I better move it around :D

Ta-Ta
Paige

1 comment:

  1. Interesting blog post, again. I agree with you at some parts.

    You did a better job on voice but my gosh, I'm seeing some... I'm not sure if it's coincidental or purposeful - but I'm seeing a lot of similarities in my blog posts to yours. I blogged about Facebook recently as well.

    But that's nothing to be worried about. I've just noticed that.

    Keep up the good work.

    ~Chels

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